Ok, so after the long wait, it’s finally out.
Food writer and tv-show host Anthony Bourdain’s much long-awaited No Resevations Philippines premiered last Feburary 16 at the Travel Channel in the U.S. I have not yet seen any of the episode and can only deduce that it incited some very passionate debates gleaned from here to here.
Of course as with every Filipino meal, there will always be palates to please and quite understandably, my Manila segment got a mouthful. From well-wishing long-time-no-see friends to people who critiqued just about anything from my ‘horrible’ accent to being a host “so bland that I looked and sounded like a call center worker.”
I guess that’s a slice of show-biz life to me, the show is entertainment after all and if anything ,I now know how it feels like to be a Sharon Cuneta or Piolo Pascual in the eyes of the world. Hee Hee.
So I will just to wait for my clear DVD copy when the producer sends it to me but for the meantime, here’s the real insider score of the menu I prepared AB, just to put everything in proper context perhaps make the viewers understand why the Manila segment came out that way.
1. Producers Choice. First and foremost, its the producer’s who have the first and last say, while we resource persons are given opportunities to tweak and add our inputs to the show, at the end of the day its is the producer’s call. Hence for the Manila segment, the theme was ‘gritty but tasty with a Chinese-Spanish fusion input.” Hence the Binondo Chinatown bit. I’ve heard of complaints on why I had to do Binondo as opposed to the swankier joints in Greenhills or Makati. As any true-blue Manileno would know, Binondo is the one true culinary-cultural heartland of the city which certainly fit the theme set by the producers.
2. Time Constraint. When you have two days to shoot in a metropolis as big as the island republic of Singapore, you wont have everything in a mouthful no matter how hard you try. Oh, and did I tell you the whole of the Binondo segment took an hour, the dampa took three and the host had about 5 hour rest period in between. Probablly not much time as the host should have put I guess he doesnt take too much to the heat and long shooting hours.
Here is the complete Manila menu we cooked up for AB:
1. Lumpia (Sariwa at Shanghai)
2. Taho (taken at random)
3. Siopao
4. Chickenballs (not my first choice as this was taken at random because there was no fishballs available!)
5. Mamang Sorbetero cheese, ube or mango ice cream (couldnt find one when you need them!)
6. Pinakbet
7. Adobong Hipon
8. Ginataang Alimango na may Kalabasa
9. San Miguel Beer (two pitchers mostly finished by AB)
All told, my hats off and a BIG THANK YOU to all those who took time (Augusto the Catalyst, ClaudeTayag my half-Kabalen, Rich the local fixer, Marketman and his crew, Chef Gene Gonzales of Cafe Ysabel and Juday, one of my favorite actresses) to present our cuisine and our culture in a truly informative, passionate and true-to-its-roots way. Verbal slip-ups, nervousness and ‘horrible’ accents aside, I hope this concerted effort by everyone will have helped in changing perceptions, gaining appreciation and marketing the culinary heritage of our country. Every little step counts.

A parting shot of my last meal with Bourdain. Plate to the top left is AB’s, top right is mine. Just look how we both lapped up the crabs. Yum!
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Oh, and while we’re at it, check out my culinary find from a recent backpacking trip to Cebu , if Anthony Bourdain or any other food show hosts ever walks by again, I’m taking them here!

Imagine, 50 + dishes, GOOD quality, the freshest seafood, clams the size of my fist, liempo, local salads, oysters, gigantic fishes, sausages, meat dishes, noodles…the list goes.
All for P300.00 per person!
Too bad its not anyway near where I live but for this, I would seriously consider another 3 hour road trip from Cebu City and a one-hour ferry ride to Bantayan island.
Food heaven indeed.
February 18, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Congratulations. You did a wonderful job … and the places you brought Anthony Bourdain are truly a great introduction to what is Filipino food is all about.
February 18, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Hi Ivan! I’ve taken your tour in the past.
I think you did a good job and I enjoyed the episode.
Did he eat a lot from your spread or is the eating mostly ‘for show’? And do you think he genuinely liked the food? I’ve watched a lot of NR and A Coook’s Tour and I’ve always been curious about this.
February 18, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Wait, there were people saying that you sounded like a call center worker? I’m a fil-am here in the US and all the fil-ams I know here were impressed that you took Tony to a wet market and had lunch there! I am REALLY GLAD you didn’t take him to Makati or some boring swanky joint cuz people don’t want to see that when they can get it here in the US! They want to see what the locals eat (locals being working class people, not well-off filipinos).
You’re right in that everything is up to the producers of the show. Many things do get cut in post-production when they are editing. Even after they did the final edit, we are damn proud to see that you got Tony to eat dishes that represented both the north/south of Luzon.
As for your accent, who cares! At least you were easy to understand to non-filipinos that watched the show here in the US! That’s really what matters as the show was a great introduction to the Philippines for them!
February 18, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Hi Ivan.
You were great! As an American who is planning to move to the Philippines in the near future (career-related), your contributions to the show helped open my eyes to just what an incredible place it appears to be. I can’t wait to dig in those crabs!
I’ll be exploring your blog in an attempt to gleen even more information as the move date nears. Thanks again.
February 19, 2009 at 4:06 am
Hey Ivan, it’s evident you’re doing great. Was so ecstatic for you to have done all that with Bourdain! Saw a clip on the travel channel as well and I thought you did just fine. Who cares what others have to say, you did a great job and most importantly, was instrumental in making AB appreciate local cuisine – which was the whole point of this anyway. So there, kudos to you!
BTW, Kat told me about the tours you and Ivan and Spanky are doing. Is it just for Pampangga? Could you be a sweetheart and email me details when you can? Thanks heaps and see you soon!
February 19, 2009 at 9:29 am
Ken Ilio,
Thanks for the dropping by and the kind words.
Frances,
I think he ‘ate’ more for the show but I can sense his sincerity in savoring the food that he liked like the lumpia, pinakbet, crabs and adobong hipon, ditto with sensitivity with the food which he found blah like the taho, pansit malabon and chicken balls. This I think, is what makes him a very genuine host.
Nikita,
Can’t do anything about the Filipino accent there, its my badge and I wear it proudly.
John,
Do drop by our islands, Im sure you’ll never go hungry here!
Isabetlog,
Thanks the kind words. I do what I have to and what I believe in. May not be perfect but hey, someone’s gotta do the dirty job! Will email you details, you may also log on to http://www.ultimatephilippines.com for details.
February 19, 2009 at 12:43 pm
Hi Ivan,
You did a mighty awesome job! What accent? You were articulate, you obviously knew your subjects {food & place) really well, you had presence and you were natural. What more could you ask for?
February 21, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Hello Ivan, Man this NR episode has introduced me to a whole new realm of Pinoy bloggers and food addictos.
The Filipino Crabs have been active but don’t worry, you did great and made a good intro for Bourdain to the Islands.
We all hope he will pull a MacArthur and return. Many more islands and dishes to explore!
I’m happy to learn he liked Pinakbet, one of my favorites. As a Fil/Am born and raised in the US it took me a little while to grow fond of ampalya, let alone the bagoong! Now I grow my own bitter melon (from seeds my Dad gave me 20 years ago!)
KareKare is also one of my specialities and I noticed, even though the name wasn’t mentioned, Tony described oxtails and peanuts.
Where in Cebu is that “Jungle Mongolian BBQ” located? I want to eat there next time we are in Cebu.
February 22, 2009 at 11:21 pm
ivan,
Congrats and thank you so much for hosting AB in Manila. You went to the right places and ate delicious food. Maybe next time i go back home to Sta.Mesa, i will visit the places you and AB went to. and to Manong Ken (1st post) of Tanikalang Ginto musta po!
February 23, 2009 at 3:43 am
Hey Ivan!
Congrats!!! Been meaning to join your walk, and will hopefully finally get the time to do so one of these days… Anyway, just wanted to say congratulations and more power to your walks! =)Glad to know that your gift for gab is being put to stellar use on your tours. You’ve always been very entertaining in HS. =) Take care and more success to come!
February 23, 2009 at 12:40 pm
Hi Hoz,
Jungle restaurant is in Bantayan island. Its a 3 hours bus ride and a one hour ferry crossing but definitely worth the trip!
Ronabeth,
Hey, glad you could drop by. Catch you one of these days. ;o)
February 23, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Congratulations on such a fine job! As I posted on a previous comment, I’ve seen NR’s show on the Philippines three times now and I thank you for the very fine manner you talked about our cuisine. No surprise that you were picked. Great job again!
February 24, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Hey Ivan! Just wanted to say you did a great job on the show! Loved the fact that you showed Mr. Bourdain what Manila street food is really about! Are you doing any Foodie tours for April?
February 24, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Hi Ivan, I found D Jungle Buffet referenced on that other Filipino travelsite “Ivan About Town”. You are not the same person R U?
February 25, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Hello, Ivan. I loved AB’s show. Your segment could not have been more appropriate. Thanks for showcasing the heart and soul of Binondo. The producers know what they were doing. Showcasing the eateries in Greenhills or elsewhere could not have provided this level of depth to the Manila segment.
I’ve been on your tour with Lot. We’re back in SFO and still relishing the experience! We’ve also recommended your tours to a lot of people!
February 26, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Lanthe,
Just log on to the calendar section of our website for details of tours.
Hoz,
Ivan Henares is my namesake, we’re two different personalities with very similar interests.
Mary Ann/Panaderos,
Thanks for dropping by ;o)
February 27, 2009 at 4:55 am
Hey Ivan. Funny I saw you on tv here in Philly just this past weekend! And I was like, I think that’s my sister’s classmate from HS! And I didn’t hear the name, so I was like, maybe not you. And then, my sister Janelle just mentioned your feature. I’m super impressed! Great selection of food!!! Love the Taho part as well, MY FAVE! Congratulations on an awesome foreign feature and great work! Proud to be Filipino-Chinese!
Keep up the great work!
Jeanne
February 27, 2009 at 5:43 am
Sorry man, your segment is probably the second worst segment i have ever seen in No Reservations.
You were already around the Binondo area. a short walk to sto cristo would of lead you to a nice chinese eatery. chinese comfort foods like kiampong, machang, and pork innards soup a plenty.
Also, right over at sto cristo, alot more better fishball stalls abound.
that pancit malabon stall you brought him to, isn’t good to begin with. and funny, too that right across that stall is quick snack. a plate of Sate beef Noodles would of made Bourdain as Happy as a Gypsy.
Seriously man, you’re getting alot of negative feedbacks because, quite frankly, you blew it. KL Seeto had a shorter segment than you, and he did a much better job. Chef Wan from Malaysia was so much animated than you.
Your segment was only better than Augusto… cause nothing can be worse than augusto’s segment. And for that, i’m thankful he lost to Saudi Arabia. It would of been 1 ours long of pure bordom.
And what irks people the most is your ‘adobo’ tshirt. Hahaha.. we’re no fashion police. but we’re pretentious people police.
edit: i notice you’re getting praises from Pinoy expats. Kudos to that.
March 1, 2009 at 8:57 am
how can i miss d jungle in bantayan???!!! i’m angry at myself after reading what you have to say about it. i was jus there last wednesday. grrr. anyway, i’m bringing my balikbayan cousin on one of your tours this april (coz i saw that march is already booked!!!), please email me if you still have slots. thanks ivan!
March 1, 2009 at 1:33 pm
teh,
for the record, ivan did bring anthony to quik snack, but that was edited out of the episode
if you read through ivan’s blog entry on the behind the scenes for NR, you could probably glean what a thorough job the NR researchers did BEFORE they even contacted any of the episode’s guides. every frame in this episode was thought out ahead; its not a matter of guide taking him to places on a whim.
as for wishing ill over augusto’s loss over the Saudi Arabia guide, this totally reeks of crab mentality. as Marketman noted, without augusto, Bourdain wouldn’t have been convinced to visit Pinas. for that alone, augusto deserves applause…
as Marketman says, anyone can be an armchair critic, but a critic who does his research before putting in his two cents, well, thats another matter altogether.
March 1, 2009 at 6:20 pm
In the middle searching old friends, found your website.Just passing by.By the way, your website have great content!
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March 2, 2009 at 8:07 am
“as for wishing ill over augusto’s loss over the Saudi Arabia guide, this totally reeks of crab mentality. as Marketman noted, without augusto, Bourdain wouldn’t have been convinced to visit Pinas. for that alone, augusto deserves applause…”
To be honest, i was really unhappy when he chose Saudi over us. But after that episode ended, i felt at ease. Saudi turned out to be a good episode for non middleeastern people like us. But that’s another story.
You’re correct that Augusto did have a part in persuading Bourdain to come over. For that he is win. However, after seeing his lousy segment, it made me thankful that he didn’t win the contest. It would of been 1 hour long of boring Augusto and Bourdain. His loss turns out to be a mixed blessing, afterall.
It’s not crab mentality. Speaking negatively about something does not automatically equate to crab mentality. This is the net where people will praise you over small things. the fact that the terms, “win and epic” are greatly exagerrated in use proves that. However, the net is also where people voice out their unhappiness about something. You have to take the good and the bad of the net.
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“for the record, ivan did bring anthony to quik snack, but that was edited out of the episode”
In the eyes of many locals, he still did a bad job. and it may have been the editing that made him look bad. Defend as you may but you can’t deny that he has alot of people hating him now.
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Fact: Augusto’s 15 minutes Segment is one of the worst segment in NR EVER. And 1 hour Augusto NR would of been the most boring episode ever.
Honestly, it’s the worst family dinner ever.
April 13, 2009 at 7:44 am
Will this episode be replayed again on Cable? And hello to my classmate Maan Ortiz Luis who replied earlier!
September 7, 2009 at 2:21 am
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